Furry Bodilicious Protection

They gave me away!!!! Those fuckers I had dedicated my life to protecting gave me to this weird Chinese family..

Well... I don't know what to do...

I'm thinking about escape...

This place smells kinda funny.. It's hard to meditate..

Whilst I was cleaning myself today I realised that my fur coat has become very soft and full compared to what it was two months ago... I feel beautiful, elegant and at one with my inner feline being...

Ma an' Pa kept me in the Kitchen last night on Cock watch... I can hear them plotting their schemes through the pipe tubing beneath the floor.. Millions upon millions, scurrying hungrily, waiting for the night to seep in, waiting for the right time to invade...

I am here cockroaches...

The day you invade is the day you scurry your last...

I smell your black blood on my paw already, your torn wings in my fur..

Did a massive shit today... Felt really good... The Kitty Litter has turned into a bit of a mountain though, I think maybe Ma an' Ma are thinking of keeping it as art exhibition...

Found a new ping pong ball as well..

Oh Joy!!!!

So this is my first entry...

Not sure what to put...

I picked the cat back ground for obvious reasons but I think it looks a bit gay to be honest... I want one with a Black Panther on..

Ah well....

Catch ya laters.....